Couldn't resist the title. lol
I have been having a horrid time with wind the last few days. I always feel like there is a balloon stuck in my belly trying to escape through my chest. Fkn hurts i tell you what. As soon as i can get air out it comes straight back again and when i breathe in it's a sharp pain in my chest. Bah. Hate it.
That's just the UPside... The DOWNside is double trouble. I would have never believed in my entire life that i could play an entire song on the trumpet through my butt without taking a break. Not sure if it's a talent i want to keep, though. Might pass on the encore.
I'm counting down the days until i can get some solids into me. The liquids phase has it's downfalls which i don't want to get into too much detail about. Not pleasant.
I'll soldier on. :)
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LOL@trumpet bit. hehehehe. I know what you mean. Hubby would come into the bathroom and say 'was that you?' LOL that passed after a couple of days. I am having no probs burping and can even drink soft drink (norty i know) got to have some vice at these times tho. all the best
ReplyDeleteIt's almost a week and I'm still blowing that trumpet strong lol... more so when I wake up in the morning... nice payback for all the times my other half has farted, rolled over and said "hey baby". bwaahahha
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